Imagine a 100-meter dash between Usian Bolt and JR Smith. Sure, Bolt is the fastest human being dead or alive (because Zombies can’t run that fast) but every time he’d gain some steam, Smith would just untie his shoelaces and Bolt would have to stop and tie them up. Smith would take the lead for a while, until Bolt would eventually catch up with him. Smith would untie his shoelaces again and take the lead again. And so on. That would one hell of an ugly footrace.
It would be a footrace I’d pay to see, but one hell of an ugly footrace nonetheless.
And it’s pretty much the way the game between Hi-Tech Bangkok City and the Singapore Slingers went the whole night.